The Menace
Groveller · Beach Beat Surfboards, St Agnes
A short, wide, thick shortboard for weak surf, with a round tail to keep turns flowing. One size in the chart has an obviously wrong volume.
- Type
- Groveller
- Lengths
- 5'8–6'4
- Volume
- 29–37.5L
- Tail
- round
- Level
- intermediate
- Price
- Price not published
Design from the maker
Glide and speed in mushy waves; the maker calls it an all-conditions board.
- Full, curvy outline
- Low rocker
- Full, boxy rails
- Single to double concave
- Round tail
Fins
Five-fin layout; recommended set-up and box system not stated.
Price notes
No current price on the maker's site; ask a stockist for a dated quote.
Sizes
| Length | Width | Thickness | Volume |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5'8 | 20 | 2 1/4 | 29L |
| 5'10 | 20 1/4 | 2 3/8 | 30.6L |
| 6'0 | 20 1/2 | 2 1/2 | 35.4L |
| 6'2 | 21 | 2 5/8 | 37.5L |
| 6'4 | 21 1/4 | 2 3/4 | – |
Compare with other shapers
5'6'7'
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| Board | Length | Volume | Fins | From | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The MenaceBeach Beat Surfboards | 5'8–6'4 | 29–37.5L | – | – | ||
| Super SeedTombstone Surfboards | 5'6–6'10 | 28.9–49.8L | – | £679 | ||
| Chunky SquashTombstone Surfboards | 5'6–6'6 | 29.1–43.3L | – | £679 | ||
| TX5JP Surfboards | 5'6–6'4 | 27.6–39.5L | 5-fin, quad, thruster | £650 | ||
| DooferFourth Surfboards | 5'6–6'8 | 26.3–41.8L | thruster, quad | £679 | ||
| Chilli BeanFourth Surfboards | 5'4–6'10 | 28.2–51L | thruster, quad | £659 | ||
| HP ChilliFourth Surfboards | 5'8–6'6 | 30.3–41.8L | – | £679 |
Not published
- 6'4 volume (printed as 30.8 L, which can't be right)
- Price
- Fin box system
- Construction
Sources
Checked 26 Sept 2026. Specs and prices change: confirm with the maker.
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